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#1

101 Reasons Why Penn State Basketball Can’t Make it Over the Hump:

  1. too many cows, not enough clubs

  2. the nasty weenies running the BJC

  3. the nasty weenies sold at the BJC

  4. fat cat no shows at the BJC

  5. academic standards

  6. success of the Big East

  7. Jerry Dunn

  8. vast E$PN wing conspiracy

  9. Tubby Smith’s blackness

  10. Sam Lickliter, Ed Hightower & Tim Higgins

  11. Paterno’s shadow

  12. cult of Parkhill

  13. Minnesota’s raised floor

  14. Wisconsin’s Sterling basketball

  15. lack of a private jet for recruiting

  16. AD’s refusal to provide more than two chairs for a bench

  17. AD’s refusal to buy a new stick to mix the Gatorade

  18. Spanier’s washboard

  19. pep band’s stale playlist

feel free to add to the list


#2
  1. Ed’s rabbit foot is MIA

#3
  1. friggin Bon Jovi

#4

Ed’s rabbit foot is MIA
Eddie Rabbit’s foot is in BJC :slight_smile:


#5
  1. Pitt and Syracuse for blocking the formation of an all-sport Eastern league about 20 years ago.

#6

#23 We have a vision


#7

[quote=“manatree, post:1, topic:1973”]101 Reasons Why Penn State Basketball Can’t Make it Over the Hump:

  1. the nasty weenies sold at the BJC[/quote]

Hey buddy I like the hot dogs (on dollar dog night).

  1. Our libraries are too arousing

#8

25). Inadequately ventilated laundry rooms.


#9
  1. Defending WSJ corporate recruiting rank requires too many career fairs in South Gym.

#10
[quote="manatree, post:1, topic:1973"][b]101 Reasons Why Penn State Basketball Can't Make it Over the Hump: [/b]
  1. the nasty weenies sold at the BJC[/quote]

Hey buddy I like the hot dogs (on dollar dog night).

  1. Our libraries are too arousing

Nice :smiley:

  1. PA is an outlier state in the Big Ten

#11

28 - State College High doesn’t have enough McD’s AAs


#12
  1. players’ training regimen lacking authentic chicken cosmos

  2. program has never recovered from it’s inability to capitalize on the 1954 FInal Four appearance, most notably losing Wilt Chamberlain to Kansas, who cited his concern over the stability of PSU’s program as it transitioned from Elmer Gross to John Egli


#13
  1. Appleman decided coaching tennis was more important than becoming our next head coach

#14
  1. We sub players out with 2 fouls.

#15
  1. SID never provides phonetic spelling of ‘Nittany’ for announcers

  2. there’s no T in Edward Richard DeChellis

  3. NCAA refuses to count asterisked and close losses as half-wins


#16

36 - Other teams just shoot too well.


#17
  1. BJC = Bon Jovi Center

  2. We didn’t hire Steve Lavin

  3. Sam Lickleiter


#18
  1. Dick Harter

  2. J Dunn

  3. Ed Dechellis


#19

:smiley:

  1. We left the Atlantic Ten just when we figured out how to beat St Bonaventure on a regular basis.

#20
  1. Jake “F’ing” Kelly