Just what this board needs…another ED thread.
Sarcasm welcomed… ;D
EDIT: per psu_dc’s post, I’ve added two options regarding the PSU athletic department. There could be 20+ options by the time this is through. But I will not belittle this poll by putting stuff like manager at McDonald’s as some other sites suggest. Above all, we should at least respect the man. OK, “Become Uncle Lar’s agent” could be seen as an insult to ED ;D